Reg Presley (of The Troggs) is famously quoted as having said that he ‘wrote Wild Thing on a ciggy packet whilst in the toilet’ and that ‘it was the most productive dump I ever had’. This may be apocryphal, but it dosn’t matter - the song, along with other’s he wrote, has become a timeless classic, and was partly the inspiration for this story.
You make my heart sing.
You make everything;
I said: ‘Wild Thing’
Wild Thing, I think I love you;
But I wanna know for sure
Come on, hold me tight;
I love you
This story contains explicit sexual references. If you are easily offended, then please do not read it.