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Green Sex?

Bad BehaviourPosted by El Grande de JB de Forth Wed, December 31, 2008 04:40:00

A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest: "Father, it's been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month".

The priest tells the sinner: "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's."
Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months."
This time the priest asks: "Who is this Fannie Green?"
"A new woman in the neighborhood" the sinner replies.

"Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Mary's".

The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone-style.

The priest turns to the altar boy and in a hushed tone asks:

"Is that Fannie Green?

The altar boy replies: "No Father, I think its just the reflection off her shoes".

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